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About Yer Stuff Pissed in Boston
Yeah yeah I know. This isn’t the kind of record you were expecting. This one’s for me. It’s all stuff that I like and arrangements that were fun to do. I hope a few of you like it, but if not, you know what my Granny always said
FOWDNY
 1. Flickerin’ Light - …good God almighty says I to him. What sort of a man do you think I am?
2. The Big One – Satire. Very sophisticated. Will make no sense at all to the Harvard Square crowd or any Volvo drivers.
3. Duncan – I wish I wore a ring so I could hock it. (Should be “hawk” but they say liner notes should always be aimed at the least common denominator.)
4. Worst Day Since Yesterday - …hurry back to me, my wild colleen, it’s been the worst day since yesterday.
5. Iron Man and the Vicious Beast – Mike Tyson says he only threw one perfect right hand in his whole career and Robin never even blinked.
6. Dear Penis – A conversation between your bartender Stevie and his best friend.
7. It Just Aches – Love ain’t nobody, love’s how bodies behave.
8. Botany Bay - For to take auld Pat with a shovel on his back to the shores of Botany Bay.
9. The World Famous Wankin’ Song – Listen to it here. It’s unlikely that you’ll be hearing it on the radio.
10. Boston Cab – If you’ve ever taken a taxi in Boston, you’ll understand.
11. Buffalo Bill and Wyatt Earp - …there ain’t no place in the world no more for some kinds of men. For Pap and Billy.
12. Shores of Amerikay – A traditional song I heard all the time as a kid but never hear these days.

 		Caution!!! If you don't like bad language are easily offended by non-pc humor,you're NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS CD so don't buy it and then come bitching to me about it. Like wise if your kids or vegetarian friends get their hands on it. This is just the way it happened...

1. Fairytale of New York.
2. Out Of My Head
3. The Dirty Wild Rover
4. Wankin'
5. Nancy Spain
6. The Little Fly
7. Old McDonald's Deformed Farm
8. The Filthy Farmer
9. Belfast Lady
10. Boy Named Sue
11. Boston Cab
12. Lesbian Song
13. Man From Iraq
14. I Was Wonderin'
15. Star of the County Down
16. Rare Old Times
17. Pissed in Boston
18. Vanilla
19. McElhatton
20. Shaggin Pamela Anderson
21. Harvard Square Song
22. Parting Glass

After hours party

23.Daydream Believer
24. Come Together
25. Fumblin' with the Blues
26. Happy Birthday.






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Unpubbed Crusty Hoar
In the grand scheme, the most offensive thing of all is to get offended on someone else’s behalf. It implies a certain arrogance, a certain feeling of superiority over those who are a bit too backward to get offended for themselves. The stories told on this recording are about what people really say to each other. The people in these stories are loving, gentle, longing, funny, disappointed, lustful, frustrated, and confused. None are hateful, hopeless, or angry. If you don’t see it as such…
FOWDNY
 1. Wankin’ - With me hand in me pocket, I took her to town. (Barrett)
2. Pig Fair- A short poem (Trad)
3. Pissed in Boston - Could be about a J1 not going home after a summer in Boston (Barrett)
4. Man from Iraq - If you’re offended, you bought the wrong CD (Barrett)
5. Ballocks the Bore - What makes us different from the animals? (Trad)
6. Dear Boss - Well that’s it you see (Trad)
7. Farmer Song - If you don’t know what “rick” and “brasso” are you’ll still understand this (Trad)
8. Monkey Fart Song - What my father learned in his long life (Barrett)
9. Blow Me - No matter what the boy said, this is what he meant (Universal)
10. Lady has the Cramps - By now, I shouldn’t be able to surprise you (Barrett)
11. Bonnie Kellswater - A beautiful ballad I learned long before I understood what it meant (Trad)
12. Cowboy Song - I thought of you today, why should today be different (Barrett)
13. City Boy - It could be about a J1 going home after a summer in Boston (Mo)
14. That’s Not Love - I don’t know what it is, but that’s not love (Mo)
15. Black is the Color - A perfect Irish song, unrequited love and a thousand deaths (Trad)
16. Peggy’s Kitchen Wall - Cockburn’s Cajun Ceili (Cockburn)
17. Copper Tables - Is the barmaid slightly psychic, can she see through every trick (Barrett)
18. Little Boy Lost - When he sees the fact is you can’t go back, the little boy is gone for good (Barrett)
19. Caledonia - Let me tell you that I love you, and I think about you all the time... (MacLean)
 …so me and Daisy were out drinking all night on New Year's Eve and had a fierce head on us when we arrived at work at half seven on New Year's morning. About a half hour later, Daisy looks over at me and says Rory, what time is it? Says I back to him, It's eight o'clock. And says he back to me Jesus but this fecking year is draggin'…

1. The Lesbian Song (Barrett/Wainwright) - It's not the size of the weapon that counts, but the fury of the attack.
2. Shaggin' Pamela Anderson (Barrett) - Why my langer was hard as a diamond…
3. Boston Cab (Barrett) - To Eddie Reid, the only English speaking cabbie in Boston…
4. Old McDonald's Deformed Farm (Kennedy) - Why they protested Biotech 2000…
5. The Harvard Sq Song (Barrett) - I'm on a crusade…
6. Cat's in the Kettle (Salman Rushdie) - It was this or "Buddha, you fat bastard…"
7. The Town of Bodyke (Barrett) - Easter Sunday 1999. A 100% true friggin' story…
8. Fields of Athenry (St. John) - Because one must find the boogie button…
9. Tangled Up in Blue (Dylan) - Like they was written in my soul from me to you…
10. The Mighty Quinn (Dylan) - We'll miss you Fluffy…
11. Clare to Here (McTell) - It gets further day by day…
12. Vanilla (Silverstein) - Millionaire, Survivor, Kathie Lee and Regis…
13. Got It So Bad for You (Barrett) - What more can be said …
14. Swing on a Star (Burke/Van Heusen) - Or would you rather be at the Pig…
15. What'll I Do (Berlin) - Written in 1924. Most haunting song I ever heard…
16. Silver Thunderbird (Cohn) - If there's a God up in heaven, he drives one…
17. Willie MacBride (Bogle) - and again and again and again and again…
18. Oro Se Do Bheatha Bhaile (Pearse) - Welcome home to those fighting foreign wars…


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