True story from the hole that used to be the hole that used to be the Littlest
The bull (from Connemara) hitting on a beautiful light skinned black woman
The bull : So I've been admiring you for this long year and I was wonderin' --- are ya colored or what?
The woman : Actually, we prefer the word biracial
The bull : Sure what the fuck is that
The woman : My mother is French and my father is African American
The bull (not joking and delighted to have found common ground): Sure amn't I biracial meself, my father is from Clifden
and my mother is from Rosmuc.
Uncle Billy "Where the fuck am I gonna steal a chemistry set?!
You're gettin' a guitar for your birthday"
Emmet DeCourcy (talking about the bull)
"He'd be easier to understand if he'd stop talking."
He's not lazy exactly. It's just that he has a problem with sustained effort.