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Updated March 3, 2007



(Overheard at the Pig) " I wouldn't say I hate you BUT - and I'm speaking as a fundamentalist christian here - I'm evolving in that direction. "



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Mary had a little lamb
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Quotes of the Day:



True story from the hole that used to be the hole that used to be the Littlest
The bull (from Connemara) hitting on a beautiful light skinned black woman
The bull : So I've been admiring you for this long year and I was wonderin' --- are ya colored or what?
The woman : Actually, we prefer the word biracial
The bull : Sure what the fuck is that
The woman : My mother is French and my father is African American
The bull (not joking and delighted to have found common ground): Sure amn't I biracial meself, my father is from Clifden
and my mother is from Rosmuc.

Uncle Billy "Where the fuck am I gonna steal a chemistry set?! You're gettin' a guitar for your birthday"

Emmet DeCourcy (talking about the bull) "He'd be easier to understand if he'd stop talking."

He's not lazy exactly. It's just that he has a problem with sustained effort. ...Remember, it's not the size of the weapon that counts, but the fury of the attack...